
Gosh, with each new picture the desktop has to keep changing. And every kid keeps coming up to my desk and saying...Wow! Your sister has five kids...to which I say...Do you think one person could have three babies in one year if they are all different ages? NO!
Student: Oh, that's right, each of your sisters had a baby this year. I remember. Well, then who do the other two children come from.
*me sigh* Well, I guess that would mean they are mine
Student: You have kids Mrs. Reed?
Me: Where, where's my mom?...MOM!!! --- To which the other students start laughing and saying...She's Miss Reed not Mrs. Reed
I smile and try to move on only to be stopped a minute later by the same student
Student: So, did you adopt them
I'll never win